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Stupid Bank Robbers 15

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Stupid Bank Robbers 15
Stupidity International
Written by: Firefoxlefty

We join Bob and Bobber outside the local airport, “Local Airlines”. (Now coming to a town near you!) They not here to travel, however. They have heard that there are tons of ATMs in an airport. (Unless you’re in Vegas, there they have slot machines instead. Not that Bob and Bobber would know the difference.) So they walked into the airport and went to the first ATM they could find. After many agonizing minutes of failure, they gave up. “The dumb machine kept asking for a PIN number, but my pen doesn’t have a number!” said an angry Bob. By the way, Bob and Bobber think ATM stands for “Ack! Triple Monkeys!”, but that’s not important. Anyway, Bob and Bobber tripped walking past a baggage chute and fell in. This was a pretty high-tech airport, and they had sensors that measured brainwaves and stopped the chute if anyone fell in. But that wasn’t any good for Bob and Bobber. So the unfortunate duo twisted and turned through the chute. On the way, they passed many bags belonging to people whose names have been withheld for privacy reasons. These included Blankity Blank, Blanker Blankston, Blippity Blanker, Blanking Blankson, and Blanky Blank-Blank. Anyways, Bob and Bobber fell onto a plane, flew to Sydney, got rerouted to Baghdad, fell out on the way to Rio de Janerio, fell into another plane, fell out again, landed in a haybale in Memphis, and bounced into a truck bed. The truck drove onto a transport ship, and Bob and Bobber got off in London. Then they fell into a subway, stumbled onto a train going through the Channel Tunnel, and end up in Paris! Bob and Bobber had a lot of thrilling adventures in Paris, but I won’t tell you anything about them because would be a novel. We’re sorry to report that they learned not French phrases except “Cut the Fromàge.” They tried to have a paintball war, but they opposing team immediately surrendered. As former president, Bobber went to several important meetings at the local McDonalds. In the end, Bob and Bobber had to go back. Something about the pink and yellow Beetle that had been double-parked for three months.

The End
(Wait ‘till they see the parking tickets)
At this point, I was just thinking, "who can I make fun of..." And then I thought, "Airlines!" So here you go.
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