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Star Wars Episode 00

Stupid Bank Robbers EPIC Star Wars Episode 00: A Complete Mockery By: Firefoxlefty Last Tuesday, in a galaxy 39,230,985 light-years away… STAR WARS (Nearly unreadable text scrolls up from bo

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Stupid Bank Robbers 21½ Chirpy’s Adventure Written by: Firefoxlefty So, now that you’ve paid your 25¢ let’s continue. Chirpy awoke in Can’tpronounceistan, which, unbeknownst to you, has been where Bob and Bobber have been living this whole time. Then Chirpy flew through town, past Taco Ding-Dong, and The Great Grenade Garage. He flew past Mold’s Gym, and the “Pluto should be a planet!” protest group. Finally, he made it to Bob and Bobber’s house. He could have used his old finch door to get in, but that wouldn’t be dramatic. So he used his new Prototype Finch Laser to burn a hole in t

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Stupid Bank Robbers 21 Chirpy Returns Written by: Firefoxlefty One day in Finch Heaven…Long-time readers may remember that Bob and Bobber had a pet finch named Chirpy, who died in an unfortunate baking accident in SBR 12. This is his story. Chirpy awoke to find himself in a big golden cage. “Tweet Tweetle?” said Chirpy. Oooo, that could be a problem. One sec… (The writer searches for something) ah, here it is! (The writer pushes a button on a large black box) *BIRD TRANSLATOR – ENGAGED*. That’s better, let’s continue. “Where am I?” said Chirpy. “You’re in Finch Heaven!” said a sm

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Stupid Bank Robbers 20 The Side-Character Showdown Written by: Firefoxlefty Yay! It’s the 20th Stupid Bank Robbers! And there was much rejoicing. (yayy.) In honor of this occasion, everyone’s favorite side characters are having a no-holds-barred tournament to determine who will take home our fabulous prize, a 60 inch, LCD, flat panel llama! (Llama supplied by Best Buy) I’m your host, The Writer! Our first match is between…(drum roll) Keith! (SBR 2&12) and…Arnold Schwarzenegger! (SBR 18) Let’s fight! Keith strikes first with a hard punch from his incredible left arm. OOoo! Arnold comes back with that one big g

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Stupid Bank Robbers 19 A Stupid Bank Robbers Special Presentation: Lord of the Wings Written by: Firefoxlefty In a hole in the ground lived Bob and Bobber. Bob and Bobber were hobbits. “No we’re not!” I told you to stay in character! Be quiet! Anyway, one day the ordered KFC and it came with a weird old guy. “I am Randolph the Misunderstood!” said the old guy. “You’re Hamdalf that Made of Wood?” said Bobber. “No!” yelled Randolph. “Why is he yelling about dough?” said Bob. “Stop doing that!” said Randolph. “But I don’t have a hat!” said Bobber. “Any

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Stupid Bank Robbers 17 Written by: Firefoxlefty (With help from Dustin Stanton) As you can see, this particular story has no subtitle. (Gasps of horror)(Grandpa Frank has a heart attack)(Fido runs away in terror) Parentheses run out. Oops, didn’t see that coming…so, to prevent further gasps, deaths, and unnecessary running away, this story’s subtitle will now be “The Invisible Title”. Now, the story has absolutely nothing to do with invisibility, but who cares? We join or heroes, Bob and Bobber, as they look at a poster for the new movie “Quotation Marks”. Wait, that’s wrong…who cares, we don&#

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Stupid Bank Robbers 16 A Thrilling Adventure/A Scientific Discussion As you can tell from the title, this story is guaranteed to be full of drama, action, suspense, and well, let’s face it, stupidity. So we now begin the…hey! Where are those two? Meanwhile, back at Bob and Bobber’s house. “I dunno, Bob” said Bobber “Maybe it’s a refrigerator.” “No, I don’t think so.” said Bob. “I know!” said Bobber “Let’s ask the writer!” “Mr. Writer!” Yes, Bob? “What’s in this big ol’ box?” Well, ummmm, here, let me check the script…hmmm…

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Stupid Bank Robbers 15 Stupidity International Written by: Firefoxlefty We join Bob and Bobber outside the local airport, “Local Airlines”. (Now coming to a town near you!) They not here to travel, however. They have heard that there are tons of ATMs in an airport. (Unless you’re in Vegas, there they have slot machines instead. Not that Bob and Bobber would know the difference.) So they walked into the airport and went to the first ATM they could find. After many agonizing minutes of failure, they gave up. “The dumb machine kept asking for a PIN number, but my pen doesn’t have a number!” said an angry Bob. By

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Sep 29
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Deviant for 15 years
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Current Residence: The place where i live.
Favourite style of art: Ancient Neo-Antidecontructiveism
Operating System: Vista (Which sucks much less now)(Macs are still for losers)
MP3 player of choice: ZEN, iPods are also for losers.
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin and Hobbes

Favourite Movies

Kelly's Heroes

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Depends on my mood.

Favourite Writers

Christopher Paolini (Eragon PWNAGE!!)

Favourite Games

Gran Turismo 4

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2!!!

Tools of the Trade

Laptop (WHOO!)

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QUIZ BOWL!!!! WOOOO!!!!

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Firefoxlefty

Jan 28, 2009

Music, Anyone?

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Well, I'm kinda bored right now, so I thought I would post a list of my top 10 favorite songs. I'll include some reasons why as well. The name of the song is follow by the artist and album, like this: song -- artist -- album. 1. Butterflies and Hurricanes -- Muse -- Absolution If there's a definitive Muse song, this is it. It's got everything thing that makes Muse great. Rapid changes in dynamic and tempo, great rhythms, and (I can't believe I'm going to say this) a rockin' piano solo. This was a tough pick for #1, but I think this one wins by just a little bit. 2. Starlight -- Muse -- Black Holes and Revelations Yeah, yeah, i know. "That

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Firefoxlefty

Jan 25, 2009

Dusting Off My Journal

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Wow, it's been awhile. I'm posting this because I just posted a brand new Stupid Bank Robbers. It's WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY longer than the previous stories. I'll probably be writing more, it'll take awhile tho. A lot of brainstorming went into this one. Not sure if anyone will actually read this (besides NNBTK) :cry:. Oh well, life goes on.

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Firefoxlefty

Nov 3, 2008

At Last!

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I finally got all 22 SBR stories up. I also have all my current photo-manipulations up. If anyone has any ideas for future SBRs or photo-manipulations, please let me know. I hope everyone enjoys my stuff.

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